This Is Not Romantic Fiction or Chic Lit Alex Cavendish

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Published: July 1st 2015

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This Is Not Romantic Fiction or Chic Lit  by  Alex Cavendish

This Is Not Romantic Fiction or Chic Lit by Alex Cavendish
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Whatever happens I am going to see you naked tonight. I insist on it and I do not care what you have to say on this matter, unless of course sincerely you were to change your mind about me and decide I am not the one for you after all, well, then, ofMoreWhatever happens I am going to see you naked tonight. I insist on it and I do not care what you have to say on this matter, unless of course sincerely you were to change your mind about me and decide I am not the one for you after all, well, then, of course I would be a gentleman and leave you to your own devices.

But, let me say under all other conditions I mean to have my way with you tonight. I mean tear off that sheet and see what kind of wonderful creature is lying under those sheets. I can imagine, at least I feel almost certain in my conviction that you will be wearing some light, soft silk undergarment which while conservative I am sure will nevertheless not leave everything to the imagination....This is not romantic fiction or a sexy taleI can tell you this. I had my heart set on you from the moment your eyes fell on this page. Wait. Stop. Please stay here with me.

I dont know you and you dont know me – indulge me for a moment. I can only say this. I was determined to have you totally and utterly. How was I to achieve this you may ask?My attempt to learn ballroom dancing was first. I would sweep you off your feet.

Sadly, this was a terrible, unmitigated failure. I tried so hard for years but still I could not dance in time. I would have trodden on your feet and annoyed you. I would danced off the beat and irritated you. I would have looked like a fool trying to tango and embarrassed you. And, I can tell you, I was thoroughly sick of the sound of salsa from the moment I first heard it – but I forced myself to continue.

For you.Then there was music. I would sing and make your heart melt. I tried so hard to learn music. I would sing and play for you. Just to make you smile. This was not my finest hour. I played too many, so many, bad notes. It was not good. It was certainly not good enough for you. You deserve so much more.Next came writing. Yes I wanted to write a book. I wanted to write a book. For you. I could read it to you and look at your face as I recited the passages. Then I did it. It was not good. Next, I wrote a childrens book as they are easy. Wrong. It was rubbish or only slightly better than rubbish.

Children would have cried tears of boredom. You would have shouted me down. I was not going to give up easily. I wrote another childrens book. It was a bit better.And, now, the culmination. I am writing something for you, personally....



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